Thursday, June 06, 2013

An open letter to Modi

Dear Mr. Narendra Modi,
First off congratulations for the by-poll victory in Gujrat. I know the media portrays your victory as one of the side-effects of polarization of  the state's voters but don't worry, you are not the first to do so.  I can't remember the any other politician being any better. Our dear Late Prime Minister, Rajiv Gandhi was there at its inception with the Shah Bano's case. Now there is Mayawati and his Backward class polarization, oh and before I forget, Mulayam Singh and his Muslim polarization who even withdrew terrorist cases to cement his polarizations.
Oh and the other thing, please stop dreaming and fighting for wanting to become the PM of this country. For aspiring to become a PM you lack the most important quality, being humble. India doesn't need a PM with animal instinct for good business or the will to lead the country. What it needs is a humble man who doesn't fight for this post, but rather gets it on a silver platter if he is genuflects before Shrimati Sonia Gandhi morning and night. This devotion my mate can get you from a non-entity to be seated on the top job of India. And whats more, since you are not serving the people in anyway and your devotion is only towards you know who, there's no need to fight and win an election. Of course, this would mean that you would have to continue this exercise of genuflection but other than that you will have no role. Your bills will be made by a non-constitutional body called the NAC which will consist of some jholawaalas and your Madam and you will be comfortably voted to the Rajya Sabha by local leaders of some state in the corner of India.
So please don't say it out loud. Be humble, say anything is possible and say it so feebly that people can't hear you.

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